Leave it to Breanna

Here's a new one from just a minute ago after Breanna was rather forcefully honking Katelyn's nose. Me, in frustration: "Breanna, when are you going to learn to be soft?" Breanna, without missing a beat: "In 4 weeks."

Guess I need to learn to keep my rhetorical questions to myself.

Bathtime

Disclaimer: This isn't as funny as the superhero one, but I still like it. 

The other day before bathtime, I told Breanna I was going to wash her first and then she could play for a while, and I didn't want any fussing about it. She confirmed my instructions by saying, "I don't want any fussing, or crying, or lipstick in the bath." Um, okay. Yeah, wouldn't want that.

Why we're having trouble

Shane to Breanna: It's not okay to just obey a couple times - you need to obey all the time. Breanna to Shane: But I'm not a superhero. I'm Breanna! Oh, so that's the problem? You have to be a superhero to obey now???