Breanna's thoughts on knives

As I unloaded the dishwasher:

B: Sharp knife, mom. Don't touch!!

Me: Okay, I'll be careful.

B: I don't want to touch a sharp knife.

Me: I just touch the handle.

B: Even when I'm a grownup, I don't want to ever touch a knife.

Me: Then who's going to make your dinner?

B: Remember when I said I'm going to marry somebody named Terry? Maybe he can make my dinner.

:-)

New stereo controls

Listening to the speakers go in and out in the car, I said, "Wow, it's getting really crackly, isn't it?" Breanna replied, "Yeah, can you hit the uncrackle button?" Um, I would if I could, dear.

Bridge Over Troubled Waters

Breanna's New Lyrics:

"Like a bridge over trouble waters, I will lose your mind."

Snow Day!!!

"Daddy canceled school today!" Wail, wail. "I was going to learn something new today!!" Tear, sob. And after clarifying that Daddy didn't cancel school, "Why don't they ever cancel work?"