Katelyn's boyfriend

Not sure if I ever got this typed up, but this is the rundown of the facts about Katelyn's boyfriend from September 2013.

His name is Kim.
He helps her with her homework on Saturdays.
He goes to Franklin College, but also to her preschool. (So that's a red flag right there, if he's in college and still needs preschool!)
I'm also concerned that I had to buckle him in for the ride to preschool.  He should really be able to do that by himself by now!
He likes eagles with big wings that flap, but Katelyn doesn't.  Again, that's a potential problem.  But I guess it's too late, since they've already been married for 2 days!