Recent Funnies

Breanna's hand was up by her face and I automatically said, "Breanna, stop biting your nails." She said, in all seriousness, "I'm not biting my nails. I'm picking my nose."

At breakfast, I had several pancake bites left, but I was stuffed. Breanna offered me a bite of hers and I politely refused, saying how full I was. She said, "Mommy, eat one more bite and then you can get down." Guess she's heard that a few times.

One evening, she wanted more milk and she told me she "drunk" all her milk. I said, "Drank. You drank all your milk." She said, "Drunk. Drunk is the Spanish word for Drink." Then she followed it up with, "Drink-o. Drink-a."