A trip to Africa

Breanna has taken every toy in the family room and piled it under her tipped-over slide. I asked her to put at least some of them back, and she said it was all her stuff to take to Africa. In an effort to play along with her imaginative scenario, I said, "Well, you can't check that much luggage any more. They'll make you pay for it all, so you should put some of it back." But she replied, "No, I can get it there for free."

Then, to call her to the table, I said, "It's time to come back from Africa now." She replied, "I don't have a map. I only have the map to get to Africa, but someone took the map to get home and I can't buy one anywhere!"

Sheesh.