Hearing Difficulties

As I was in the kitchen, making cupcakes in ice cream cones for VBS tonight, I heard Breanna from all the way across the house say in a sort of sassy voice, "You have a tummy!"  

These thoughts raced through my head:  "Where did she pick up commenting on things like that?"  "Did she mean to be hurtful to Katelyn?"  "I need to have a talk with her about not pointing out physical things like that."  "Katelyn really doesn't have a big tummy anyway.  Besides, she's only 4!"  "I'll have to tell Katelyn she's perfect just like she is."

Then I realized she actually said, "You have a tardy."  Guess Katelyn was late for her class.