That's a long walk

So after Shane's birthday dinner out, we were driving home, and Katelyn was receiving texts on her real-but-not-active phone.  Apparently her boyfriend Ken, who lives in Dakota, and is very in love with her, was texting her because he doesn't have a car and it's a long drive to Dakota.  Shane asked her if he had a job, because dads need to know these things.  She didn't know, so I said, "Does he live with his parents?  In their basement?" and she said, "He doesn't have a mom or dad."  Shane said, "Well, then how did he get on this earth?" and she said, "He had to walk."  (Her story ended up being that they actually lived in Dakota for 5 years, but are in heaven now.)